http://tv.msn.com/tv/tonights-picks?affid=100055 Tonight's Picks on MSN TV en-US (c) Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved. 1440 http://entimg.msn.com/i/ms/tv_logo.gif http://tv.msn.com/?affid=100055 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=289174623 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=289174623 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT The second leg of horse racing's Triple Crown goes off today at Pimlico Race Course in Baltimore, where the winner of the Kentucky Derby will look for a shot at glory. But coming off only two weeks rest, his stamina will surely be tested against fresher horses on the 1 3/16-mile track. The last horse to win the Derby, Preakness and Belmont Stakes consecutively was Affirmed in 1978. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=282720520 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=282720520 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Lauren Miller, who also co-wrote the movie, and Ari Graynor star in this 2012 comedy as former college mates who aren't any better matched years after graduation. Nevertheless, they try to put their differences aside to make a go of a phone-sex business. The venture's success leads them to form a friendship -- but inevitably, something arises to threaten their smooth sailing. Co-stars include Seth Rogen, Justin Long, Nia Vardalos and filmmaker Kevin Smith. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=205053824 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=205053824 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT After being kicked out of the Playboy Mansion, what's a former Bunny to do? Anna Faris finds out in this only mildly amusing comedy from Adam Sandler's production company and the screenwriters of "Legally Blonde." Her character finds a new calling as the unlikely housemother to sorority sisters who need a lure for fresh pledges. Colin Hanks, Rumer Willis and Katharine McPhee co-star. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287616282 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287616282 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Charlotte Motor Speedway is the scene tonight for the Sprint Cup All-Star Race, a nonpoints event that is open to race winners from this season and last, the past 10 years' Cup champions and All-Star race winners, and the top two finishers in the qualifying race. So expect a field that includes Jimmie Johnson, Jeff Gordon, Matt Kenseth, Brad Keselowski, Kyle Busch, Clint Bowyer and Tony Stewart to vie on the 1.5-mile quad oval. Johnson won this race in 2012. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=281189424 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=281189424 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Director and co-writer Wes Anderson ("The Royal Tenenbaums") scored one of 2012's most acclaimed independent films with this drama of two mutually enamored New England youngsters (Jared Gilman, Kara Hayward) who run off together. Their going AWOL coincides with the arrival of a potentially devastating storm. The novice stars are backed by a cast of veterans including Bruce Willis, Frances McDormand, Bill Murray, Edward Norton and Tilda Swinton. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=288128752 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=288128752 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Twelve-year-old Kristen dreams of becoming a veterinarian, but her beloved cat, Moose, is a household nightmare; he's become aggressive toward the family and is urinating on everything. If Jackson can't straighten him out, Kristen will have to give Moose up for her own safety. Jackson also consults with Liz and Michael, whose albino Siamese, Kimba, is terrorizing their senior cat and destroying their home and marriage in the new episode "White Tornado." MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=286772145 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=286772145 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT The BBC promised to reveal a big secret in the season finale, and fan speculation kicked into high gear with the release of the episode's title, "The Name of the Doctor." Will we finally find out the Time Lord's true moniker, or is this a big tease? What we do know is that the Doctor (Matt Smith) will be going where he shouldn't in search of whomever is kidnapping his friends and that River Song (Alex Kingston) will return. Jenna-Louise Coleman also stars. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=282223860 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=282223860 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT The Disney studio added another member to its collection of animated princesses with a story that seems to take a cue from "The Hunger Games," since its heroine, Merida (voiced by Kelly Macdonald), is proficient with a crossbow. She appears destined for a marriage she doesn't want, and when she goes against tradition, her entire homeland is placed in peril that she must vanquish. Billy Connolly, Emma Thompson, Robbie Coltrane and Craig Ferguson also are heard. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=285333146 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=285333146 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT A quadruple feature of encore episodes opens with "Stupid Behavior No. 5," in which police in Portland, Ore., deal with a suspect who crashes his car, takes off on foot, then collapses complaining of heart trouble. In Las Vegas, officers pull over a van for multiple traffic violations and find possible stolen items and drugs in their suspect's pocket. In Rialto, Calif., police respond to a domestic dispute over a damaged wall. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287057845 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287057845 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT In this new episode, parents bet on which toy their little girl will choose, with $5,000 on the line, while another wager involves a youngster's ability to take all the toilet paper off a roll in under a minute. Other families take part in a game of "Body of Work" and a "Smash for Cash." Melissa Peterman hosts. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=289174190 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=289174190 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Eight legends of the music business join the pantheon of rock immortals in this star-studded event. A parade of guests and current Hall of Famers honor the hall's newest inductees: Heart, Randy Newman, Public Enemy, Rush, Donna Summer, Albert King, Quincy Jones and Lou Adler. This special also will feature once-in-a-lifetime performances by some of the new Hall of Famers as they are joined onstage by a variety of musical icons. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=289282320 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=289282320 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT In the new episode "Under the Hood," host and avid prankster Guy Fieri takes you behind the scenes of his hit Food Network series for a look at the funny business that happens on his food-centric field trips. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=29161974 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=29161974 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Want to see Rob Lowe as a villain? Rent "Wayne's World." Want to see David Spade playing smarmy? Watch "Rules of Engagement." Want to see Chris Farley being funny? Catch some "Saturday Night Live" reruns from the early to mid-1990s. Any one of those is preferable to this lame 1995 comedy starring Farley as a dimwitted underachiever who teams up with an efficient but obnoxious accountant (Spade) to save the family business. When it comes to bringing the laughs, the movie's an underachiever, too. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=289174378 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=289174378 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT National League playoff contenders go at it today at Turner Field, where Justin Upton and the East-leading Atlanta Braves close out a four-game series against Adrian Gonzalez and the struggling Los Angeles Dodgers. Upton and a solid, youthful rotation have led the way for the Braves in the early going, while a lackluster offense and porous team defense have held the Dodgers back. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=223968024 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=223968024 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT The war between the Autobots and the Decepticons rages anew, with young Sam (Shia LaBeouf) still caught in the middle, in returning director Michael Bay's relentlessly noisy, almost completely incoherent action sequel inspired by the Hasbro toy line. Optimus Prime (voice of Peter Cullen) again leads the assault on Megatron (voice of Hugo Weaving) and other enemies, while Mikaela (Megan Fox) does what she can to help Sam. Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson and John Turturro also return from the original cast. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=183435762 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=183435762 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT There's no need to fear; just keep your remote near. This 2007 live-action take on the classic cartoon will break the heart of anyone who knew and loved the original. Jason Lee ("My Name Is Earl") -- who's built up quite a resume voicing former 1960s 'toon icons ("Alvin and the Chipmunks") -- provides the voice of the hound who becomes a superhero after a lab accident gives him powers. Kids who haven't seen the cartoon won't care, but for anyone who has, comparisons are inevitable, and this one is, well, a dog. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=286720272 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=286720272 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT When Cleveland receives an unexpected invitation from Freight Train to attend an event together, Dr. Fist thinks that dementia might be behind the older man's newfound friendliness. The kids' busy schedules have Cleveland and Donna feeling overwhelmed in the hourlong season finale, "Crazy Train; Wheel! Of! Family!" Bryan Cranston ("Breaking Bad") provides a guest voice. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=286720125 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=286720125 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT In the one-hour season finale, Homer, Moe, Lenny and Carl win a $200,000 lottery jackpot, but when Carl absconds to Iceland with all the money, the others follow him there to get it back. After she mistakes a dating site for a baking site, Marge is pursued by a charming fellow (voice of Seth MacFarlane) who shares her taste in television. Lisa Lampanelli also provides a guest voice in "The Saga of Carl; Dangers on a Train." MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287204010 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287204010 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Chummy and PC Noakes (Miranda Hart, Ben Caplan) meet with new challenges as they settle back into life in Poplar. Fred (Cliff Parisi) is in high spirits when his pregnant daughter Dolly (Ella Smith) and her son come to stay with him. Jenny's (Jessica Raine) jubilation comes in the form of a potential love interest. Old buildings are being demolished to make way for new flats, a situation that reaches a crisis point when the convent comes under threat. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=289246371 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=289246371 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT The last two American League champions go at it tonight in Texas, where Ian Kinsler and the Rangers host Miguel Cabrera and the Detroit Tigers in the finale of a four-game set. A powerful lineup led by Cabrera and Prince Fielder and a sterling rotation led by Justin Verlander and Anibal Sanchez have led the way for the Tigers, while the Rangers have found out that life after Josh Hamilton is better than they imagined, especially with the AL's best pitching staff. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=289246214 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=289246214 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber, Prince, Bruno Mars and Miguel are among the artists scheduled to perform at this year's event at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. Prince is also receiving the Billboard Icon Award. Tracy Morgan hosts the festivities. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=289246385 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=289246385 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Not for country fans only, this special has McGraw performing with and introducing a diverse lineup of artists that includes Nelly, Ne-Yo, Pitbull and John Fogerty. The Band Perry, Keith Urban, Lady Antebellum, Taylor Swift, Jason Aldean, Dierks Bentley and McGraw's wife, Faith Hill, are also in the lineup. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=288668671 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=288668671 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT This seven-part natural history series from some of the producers of "Planet Earth" spent three years covering the continent of North America, from the Canadian tundra to the tropical Central American rain forests. It kicks off tonight with "Born to Be Wild," in which a journey across the continent introduces some of its wildest places and an incredible array of wildlife, from mountain goats to sea turtles. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287480958 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287480958 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Returning contestants and special guests -- including Taylor Hicks, Gilbert Gottfried, Tim Tebow, the Oak Ridge Boys and Wayne Newton -- help the finalists put the finishing touches on their charity event before Donald chooses the winner. Joan Rivers and Ivanka Trump are the boardroom advisers for the season finale, "One of Us Will Win, but Not by Much." MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=289246090 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=289246090 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT This new special looks back at Jeremy Wade's best moments of Season 5 so far, including a mission to Chernobyl's nuclear wastelands in search of a giant mutant fish, a trip to Nicaragua to capture a killer torpedo and a quest on American soil in pursuit of a prehistoric underwater vampire. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287203922 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287203922 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT In the eighth installment of "Mr. Selfridge," tragedy strikes on the day polar explorer Sir Ernest Shackleton (Mark Dexter) comes to the store. An even greater celebrity plans a visit, and Harry and Rose (Jeremy Piven, Frances O'Connor) attend a shocking play. Aisling Loftus and Gregory Fitoussi also star. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=286720164 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=286720164 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Stewie's time machine malfunctions when he and Brian use it to catch a Bette Midler concert in Las Vegas, creating alternative versions of each of them -- one lucky and one unlucky. The Griffins are invited to join an elite country club, with the expected disastrous results, in the one-hour season finale, "Road to Vegas; No Country Club for Old Men." MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=273470399 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=273470399 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Move over, Godzilla. You, too, shark from "Jaws." The cable channel's "Monster Week" is showcasing some real-life scary creatures, from giant squids and killer snakes to very hungry hippos. In this new installment of his series, extreme angler Jeremy Wade investigates reports of aquatic predators in Florida's Indian River Lagoon and Missouri's Lake of the Ozarks. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=274718499 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=274718499 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT This new comedy from the executive producers of "How I Met Your Mother" is about three estranged siblings who return home after the loss of their beloved father and unexpectedly find themselves poised to inherit more than $20 million -- if, and only if, they can adhere to their late father's wishes. Scott Foley, Becki Newton, T.J. Miller, Melissa Tang and Kat Foster star. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287163264 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287163264 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Talk about "when it rains, it pours." It's Adam and Jennifer's (Oliver Hudson, Bianca Kajlich) wedding day, but Jeff and Audrey (Patrick Warburton, Megyn Price) are a bit distracted; Brenda (Sara Rue) is in labor. Russell and Timmy (David Spade, Adhir Kalyan) attempt to reconcile. Audrey has a surprise for Jeff in the season finale, which is also the show's 100th episode, appropriately titled "100th." MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=289283051 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=289283051 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT French graffiti artist JR is known for his billboard-sized public displays depicting photographs of everyday citizens. This documentary profiles the 30-year-old artist and his epic global art project, "Inside Out," which empowers people all over the world -- including some in perilous and politically unstable environments -- to create their own photographic social messages as a means of self-expression and recognition. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=289283864 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=289283864 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT The comedy giant behind "Blazing Saddles," "Young Frankenstein" and other classics shares never-before-heard stories about his life and career in this program featuring new interviews with Matthew Broderick, Nathan Lane, Cloris Leachman, Carl Reiner, Joan Rivers, Tracey Ullman and others. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287163436 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287163436 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT After Mike's (Billy Gardell) mom (Rondi Reed) breaks up with his boss (Gerald McRaney), Mike and Carl (Reno Wilson) are assigned to work at the Renaissance Faire. With a tornado threatening the city, Mike tries to get home to share some big news with Molly (Melissa McCarthy), who has some of her own, in the season finale, "Windy City." MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=285017273 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=285017273 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Cancer isn't funny, but executive producer Jenny Bicks and star Laura Linney managed to find humor along with the drama in the tale of a teacher, wife and mother with a terminal diagnosis. Tonight, the series wraps its four-season run. Will Linney's character, Cathy Jamison, live or die? Bicks won't say -- but she does promise a "happy moment." MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=29066627 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=29066627 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Despite some high-energy dance numbers, this silly 2004 street-dance film about a squad whose hot moves are stolen by a rival team is about as gritty and "street" as "Grease," though not as well-written, -acted or -produced. Steve Harvey, Meagan Good, Jennifer Freeman and Omari Grandberry are among the innocent victims forced to stumble through this flop. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287163437 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287163437 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT The season finale kicks off when an unlisted plane lands on Oahu with four bodies onboard and a missing terrorist detainee. The CIA tasks Five-0 with finding him before he carries out an attack on U.S. soil. Kono (Grace Park) is on the run from the police for a murder she did not commit, and McGarrett's (Alex O'Loughlin) prison visit to Wo Fat (Mark Dacascos) ends with a shocking discovery in "Aloha. Malama Pono" -- Hawaiian for "farewell and take care." MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=288311875 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=288311875 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT The debut season of the "Psycho" prequel concludes with Norman (Freddie Highmore) taking Emma (Olivia Cooke) to the dance, while Sheriff Romero (Nestor Carbonell) decides that the time has finally come for him to act on his suspicions. Vera Farmiga also stars in "Midnight." MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=289021149 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=289021149 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Nora (Daniella Alonso) is tortured and left for dead by her captors. Monroe (David Lyons) learns about Rachel's (Elizabeth Mitchell) quest to reach the Tower. As he tries to understand why so many of his associates are being killed, Miles (Billy Burke) joins Charlie, Neville, Jason, Hudson and Sanborn (Tracy Spiridakos, Giancarlo Esposito, JD Pardo, Malik Yoba, Leland Orser) on their mission to rescue Rachel in the new episode "Clue." MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=283870496 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=283870496 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT This new drama takes a page from "Law & Order: Criminal Intent," revealing the killer and victim at the beginning of each hour and then exploring the crime via stylized flashbacks and the efforts of Detective Angie Flynn (Kristin Lehman) and her partner, Detective Oscar Vega (Louis Ferreira), to bring the killer to justice. The series premieres in its regular time slot on Thursday. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=269057439 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=269057439 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Ever worry that somewhere along the line, you let the right one get away? That's the dilemma this mild 2011 comedy poses for Anna Faris' character, who's inspired by a magazine article to go back through her romantic past and determine if she already knows her true soul mate. She's helped in her quest by a handsome, womanizing neighbor (Chris Evans, "Captain America: The First Avenger"). Joel McHale and Zachary Quinto co-star. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=289283578 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=289283578 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT War, deception and art come together in the astonishing story of American GIs who tricked the enemy with rubber tanks, sound effects and carefully crafted illusions during World War II. This remarkable tale of a top-secret mission that was at once absurd, deadly and amazingly effective is told through the stories of the veterans, many of whom -- such as Bill Blass and Ellsworth Kelly -- would go on to illustrious careers in art, design and fashion. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=283870175 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=283870175 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT The team investigates when a woman from Deeks' (Eric Christian Olsen) past becomes the target of an international car-shipping ring with terrorist ties. Kensi (Daniela Ruah) goes under cover in an auto body shop to obtain some inside information in "Drive." Chris O'Donnell and LL Cool J also star. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=288709920 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=288709920 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT It may be called "The Bachelor's Funniest Moments," but this new special episode showcases goofs, gaffes and funny moments from both "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette," including some that have become fan favorites. Chris Harrison hosts. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=289311961 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=289311961 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Release the Kraken! This new special seeks out the truth behind the legends of predatory sea monsters and profiles the actual creatures that might have inspired those stories. The Humboldt squid, for example, is no Kraken, but it is an aggressive animal that's breeding like crazy and is on its way to becoming the ocean's No. 1 superpredator. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=283870531 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=283870531 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Ziva (Cote de Pablo) is distracted from the team's current case -- the deaths of a journalist and a petty officer -- by a surprise visit from her father, Eli (Michael Nouri). She's convinced he's come to the U.S. in his official capacity as director of Mossad, but he insists he's only there to share a Shabbat dinner with his daughter. Mark Harmon also stars in "Shabbat Shalom." MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=285369914 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=285369914 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT The NBA playoffs move into the third of their four tiers, beginning tonight with Game 1 of the Western Conference finals. The winner of this best-of-seven series advances to the NBA Finals next month. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287561698 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287561698 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT And the ballroom blitz is over ... for now. At the end of the night, one celebrity and dance-pro partner will be crowned the winners of the competition's 16th season. Whether you're excited or not about who wins will depend upon whether your favorite is still in. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=270284388 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=270284388 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT It's "Twilight." 'Nuff said. Part 1 of the conclusion of Stephenie Meyer's vampire and werewolf saga has Bella (Kristen Stewart) wedding her vampire lover, Edward (Robert Pattinson), and becoming pregnant on their honeymoon. She and her unborn child are then targeted for death by the werewolves -- except, of course, for Jacob (Taylor Lautner), who breaks with the pack to protect her. Drama ensues. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287204246 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287204246 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT The high ideals of the Declaration of Independence that "all men are created equal" didn't make it into the Constitution in 1787. It took three-quarters of a century and a bloody civil war before the 14th Amendment of 1868 made equality a constitutional right and gave the federal government the power to enforce it. The far-reaching changes created by that amendment are spotlighted in the new episode "Created Equal." MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=38477195 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=38477195 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT In a rare misfire for the studio, Disney animators took one of the most compelling human dramas in American history and threw out most of the facts in favor of politically correct and pastel-pretty twaddle almost guaranteed to put you into a doze very quickly. Have someone nudge you awake for the Oscar-winning tune "Colors of the Wind," though. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287775832 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287775832 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT The new episode "Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner!" replaces the usual appetizer, entree and dinner rounds with meal-themed competition. For breakfast, the contestants find Black Forest bacon and prune juice in the basket. Colorful surprises are included in the lunch ingredients, with some even better ones in the dinner round for those who make it that far. Ted Allen hosts. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=289020861 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=289020861 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Just as things between Nick and Juliette (David Giuntoli, Bitsie Tulloch) appear to be getting back to normal, Nick is called to investigate a series of brutal assaults. Renard (Sasha Roiz) tells Nick that his brother (James Frain) is in town. Stefania and Frau Pech (Shohreh Aghdashloo, Mary McDonald-Lewis) use their alliances with Adalind (Claire Coffee) to battle each other in the new episode "Goodnight, Sweet Grimm." MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=286720313 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=286720313 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Amateur chefs compete to become a culinary master and earn the title -- and very cool apron -- of MasterChef in the fourth season of this competitive reality series hosted by intimidating chef Gordon Ramsay. Contestants are put through a series of challenges designed to test their palates, food knowledge, passion and culinary skills. They're evaluated by Ramsay, restaurateur Joe Bastianich and young four-star chef Graham Elliot. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287527339 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287527339 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Frankie (Patricia Heaton) is eager to throw a graduation party for Axl (Charlie McDermott), but getting him to tell her what he would like at the event is like pulling teeth. Brick (Atticus Shaffer) has forgotten that he has a project to do as class historian before he leaves elementary school behind. Sue (Eden Sher) takes her driver's license test for the sixth time in the season finale, "Graduation." Neil Flynn also stars. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=229160019 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=229160019 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Failure to commit can be deadly to any relationship, and as it turns out, it does no favors for romantic comedies either. Or romantic dramas. Whatever this 2009 film -- about a widowed self-help guru (Aaron Eckhart) and the refreshing new woman (Jennifer Aniston) in his life -- is supposed to be, because it can't seem to make up its own mind. It was marketed to moviegoers as a "rom-com," but be prepared for some pretty dark stretches. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287527204 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287527204 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT When Tony (J.K. Simmons) gets back into the dating game after a long absence, Jack (Kyle Bornheimer) makes a disturbing discovery about his dad's new girlfriend. Mason (Johnny Pemberton) asks Darren (Edi Gathegi) for help when Aunt Terry (Leah Remini) won't let him drive. Danielle Nicolet also stars in the new episode "Book Club Romance." MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287480841 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287480841 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Rollins (Kelli Giddish) suspects the man she arrested for exposing himself in Central Park isn't who he appears to be, and she's right. As the SVU detectives attempt to determine his true identity, he stays one step ahead of them. A shocking theory surfaces, and Benson (Mariska Hargitay) winds up in mortal danger in the season finale, "Her Negotiation." Raul Esparza also stars. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287527340 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287527340 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT The family travels to Florida to support Phil (Ty Burrell) after his mother dies. Claire (Julie Bowen) helps him carry out one of his mom's last wishes, and the kids (Nolan Gould, Ariel Winter, Sarah Hyland) reflect on what their grandmother left them. Gloria (Sofia Vergara) has to deal with an outstanding arrest warrant in the Sunshine State, and Jay (Ed O'Neill) gets a blast from his own past in the season finale, "Goodnight Gracie." MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=288935953 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=288935953 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT The Replicator, the elusive killer who's been stalking the BAU, ups the stakes in the two-hour season finale, targeting a member of the team. As he and his colleagues investigate a string of deaths apparently linked to the drug Ecstasy, Hotchner (Thomas Gibson) discovers his own estranged brother (Eric Johnson) is caught in the middle. Mark Hamill and Bellamy Young also guest star in "Brothers Hotchner; The Replicator." MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287162949 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287162949 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT As he deals with his second comedy club opening and some legal matters, Max (Brad Garrett) reacts to the stress by arguing with Polly (Sarah Chalke) and eating everything that isn't nailed down. Polly has more luck helping her ex-husband (Jon Dore) sort out his feelings for his new girlfriend in the new episode "How to Live With Your Parents for the Rest of Your Life." MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287527201 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=287527201 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Country superstar Brad Paisley guest stars as himself and performs with Rayna and Deacon (Connie Britton, Charles Esten) in the season finale, "I'll Never Get Out of This World Alive" -- which happens to be the eerily prophetic title of a Hank Williams song. Hayden Panettiere also stars. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=288128902 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=288128902 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT When a woman dies from what looks like a botched plastic surgery procedure, Shawn and Gus (James Roday, Dule Hill) suspect something more deliberate, but they still think it's the doctor's doing. Complicating matters is that the surgeon is an old flame of Henry's (Corbin Bernsen). Lori Loughlin guest stars in the new episode "Nip and Suck It." MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=42198820 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=42198820 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Matt Camden's mom is Xena? That's just weird. A childhood nightmare remains all too vivid for the young man (Barry Watson, "7th Heaven") who believes the only way to deal with it is to face it in this 2005 melodrama -- melodrama being the appropriate word. He's prompted by the death of his mother (Lucy Lawless) to conquer his fear once and for all, but the object of his terror may be stronger than he is. Emily Deschanel, who would find stardom in TV's "Bones" a few months later, also stars. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=28396459 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=28396459 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Bounty hunter Bucum (Ice Cube) and his current quarry, small-time con man Reggie (Michael Epps), team up to pursue some murderous jewel thieves in this forgettable 2002 comedy. Bucum's motive is publicity; he's trying to start his own business. Reggie's is cash; the thieves have his wallet, which contains a winning lottery ticket. Tommy Flanagan, Carmen Chaplin and Roger Guenveur Smith also star. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=258183997 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=258183997 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Things turn decidedly creepy in this 2011 thriller for a college freshman (Minka Kelly, "Friday Night Lights") whose seemingly perfect new roomie (Leighton Meester, "Gossip Girl") becomes obsessed with her. Wow. Really? Been there, screamed at that, and the most terrifying thing about this movie is how thoroughly tired and predictable it all is. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=274718492 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=274718492 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Beth Harper (Anne Heche) is just a typical Midwestern wife and mother until she nearly chokes to death on a sandwich. After she's revived, she realizes she is able to communicate with God. This throws a new wrinkle into her husband's (Michael Landes) plan to leave her for another woman, and the mistress (Alexandra Breckenridge) isn't pleased. Heather Burns and Madison Davenport also star. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=288568873 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=288568873 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT The remaining chefs are challenged to create an ethnic dish using only select ingredients. Dinner service is the worst in the series' history, with one team falling behind early and the others' strongest member making some surprising missteps. Each team is required to nominate its weakest member for elimination in the new episode "8 Chefs Compete." MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=285235972 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=285235972 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT A teenage girl is killed in a hit-and-run accident, and Flynn and Vega (Kristin Lehman, Louis Ferreira) initially suspect her ex-boyfriend. As Flynn digs deeper, however, she finds a connection between the victim and a well-known prosecutor who's running for mayor. This may indeed be a crime of passion -- but not the one the detectives thought it was. Lauren Holly also stars in the new episode "Crimes of Passion." MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=286720781 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=286720781 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Employees take the reins of their companies from their bosses/owners for 48 hours in this new reality series. During that time, they are privy to salary information and other data that allows them to speak out, often for the first time, about what directions should be taken and what decisions should be made for the betterment of their company -- decisions include promotions, demotions, new job descriptions, raises and more. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=288128566 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=288128566 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Hippopotamuses -- they're big and slow, they eat plants; how dangerous can they be. Very, it turns out. They're extremely territorial and aggressive and not slow at all. In the new episode "Hippo," wildlife naturalist Backshall is in Africa to swim underwater with these beasts -- something no scientific team has attempted before. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=281155684 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=281155684 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT The local talent show: It's right up there with parades, high-school football games and band concerts on the village green as quintessentially American entertainment. This new series brings a little Hollywood to the process; in each episode, producers descend on a small town for four days and put together a showcase for local talent under the guidance of mentors Alec Mapa and Lisette Bustamante. Along the way, viewers get a peek at the participants' everyday lives. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=286812190 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=286812190 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Cult rock legend Bobby Liebling has been churning out genre-defining hard rock since the early 1970s as the lead singer of the band Pentagram, but various acts of self-destruction, multiple band breakups and botched record deals have condemned his music to obscurity. Now, as he battles decades of drug addiction and personal demons, Bobby is finally discovered by the heavy metal underground in this documentary. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=288867824 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=288867824 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT "America's Funniest Home Videos" just aired its season finale, but if you need a funny fix, this new series is here to fill the void with laugh-worthy video clips. As you've probably figured out from the title, each episode presents 20 of them, counting down from funny to funnier to funniest. MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=283280661 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=283280661 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT Tyler (Michael Cassidy) is dating someone new, but she looks familiar -- very familiar -- to Gibbs and Milo (James Lesure, Danny Masterson), who try to keep him from finding out about their history with her. Neal and Amy (Adam Busch, Meredith Hagner) try to avoid the "anniversary curse" in the new episode "The Gibbs-Orcism." MSN TV MSN TV http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=286838828 http://tv.msn.com/tv/airing.aspx?type=episode&progid=286838828 Fri, 10 May 2013 11:22:31 GMT After three years on the job, the rookies are becoming experienced officers -- but at what cost? It's been six months since Andy McNally and Nick Collins (Missy Peregrym, Peter Mooney) left for their undercover operation. When they return to 15 Division, they quickly realize that much has changed, and like the rest of the rookies, if they don't adapt, they'll be left behind. MSN TV MSN TV